Joy! The British Open is on TV this morning. Better yet, Tiger Woods and Greg Norman tee off in a few minutes. I’m going to leave the TV running and watch them work their way around the course as I work on Lab 6.

Every year I say I’m going to attend next year’s British Open, and every year I let work prevent me from doing it. Write it down: next year I’m going to be at the British Open. Period. Finis. End of story.