President Bush was in town yesterday visiting nearby Oak Ridge National Lab. My wife and kids positioned themselves along the motorcade route and waved American flags as the president’s limousine sped by.

Bush had to leave town on a backup plane due to problems with the flaps on Air Force One’s left wing. Interestingly enough, this was the second time in less than two weeks that Air Force One was grounded by mechanical problems, and BOTH times the problem was in the left wing.

Sounds like a vast left-wing conspiracy to me.